Operation Petree Potty Training Report

Operation Petree Potty Training has been reported to be a failure. After three days of attempting to conquer the diapers, it was determined that Private Ava had no idea when she was headed into enemy territory! While she loves to "pee-pee-tee-tee" in the potty and get a piece of chocolate for her efforts, it appears she hasn't mastered "the sensation" yet. So we canceled all efforts for potty training for now. We will try again in a few months, or sooner if she shows more interest!